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Bob's Diner

An Announcement From the CEO of Bob's Diner

Hello, dickweeds:

As you can see, there are only 15 days remaining until the friscal year at Bob's Diner comes to a close. As of now, we have roughly 34,444 comments. Smoothly, we have far fewer comments. As I'm sure many of you B's D aficionados know, we have a comment based economy. So basically, poor comment numbers mean poor salaries and potential loss of life and pension for Paco (the janitor, I think). Ha ha, I'm kidding of course. Definite loss of life and pension for Paco.

This is the seventh straight year of existence for Bob's Diner and friscally, it's the third best. Though, if we strive and believe in ourselves, I suspect we can make this the second best friscal year. Every comment counts (except ones by Misty, which actually negate normal peoples' comments). At the moment, we have an average of about 14.158959537572254335260115606936 comments a day (for the 10/11 friscal year), which is nearly double the amount from this time last year. That is alright, but not quite nearly alright enough.

Point being, Bob's Diner needs your help. Go there and comment today! We've only got 15 days left, so go now! With the loss of Elftown's beloved [Mystin], we need new commenters now more than ever. And also, while you're at it, feel free to fan it as well, so we can beat that snooty the slave trade that keeps trying to outdo us for some reason. We've only got 32 measly fans right now (no disrespect to the measly people that have fanned it so far) and we need more to make it back to the top where we belong. Thank you, morons.

Love,

CEO and drug enthusiast, [Mortified Penguin].

Until The End of the Friscal Year at Bob's Diner

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Bob's Diner

and also Maze of Guile
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2011-08-11 [Mortified Penguin]: There's a good chance I'll get griped at for this. :D

2011-08-11 [Stephen]: *chuckles* I like it.
I'll go spam Bob's with useless comments now.

2011-08-12 [Lord Josmar]: YAY SPAM!

2011-08-12 [Nioniel]: Those insults were too artful. *smacks the art out of them*

2011-08-12 [Mortified Penguin]: Now they're just (he)artless.

2011-08-12 [Alexi Ice]: I don't comment there BECAUSE of Mystin...>>

2011-08-12 [Mortified Penguin]: Haven't you heard though? He's left Elftown forever.

2011-08-12 [Alexi Ice]: I heard that the first five hundred times, actually

2011-08-12 [Mortified Penguin]: That's all? Well, the latest time was legit, I'm sure. He seemed totally serious this time.

2011-08-12 [Alexi Ice]: Yeah, he's already back to commenting though soooooo....

2011-08-12 [Mortified Penguin]: Only once and only on mystin for crew. And we don't even know that that was him for sure though.

2011-08-12 [Lord Josmar]: He also commented on Bob's Diner to advertise his latest video.

2011-08-12 [hanhepi]: i like how he spins being banned into "i've decided to take a break". i thought that was very political of him. and by political, of course i mean "full of shit like a politician".

2011-08-12 [Mortified Penguin]: But that video was the final leaving I was talking about...

2011-08-12 [hanhepi]: sorta like the previous final leaving he went through?

2011-08-12 [Eyonic]: i believe i have missed something o.o who is mystin?

2011-08-12 [Mortified Penguin]: Some fellow that everyone loved who unfortunately decided, of his own free will, to leave Elftown.

2011-08-12 [Lord Josmar]: Lolz.

2011-08-12 [Veltzeh]: I'm not interested in this kind of stuff, so don't invite me.

2011-08-12 [Paul Doyle]: Don't hold your breath.

2011-08-12 [Eyonic]: awwww but is anyone really sad? or can i put the happy cookies away?

2011-08-12 [Mortified Penguin]: Ha ha, oh [Veltzeh]. You and your naivety... *eats ramen*...

2011-08-12 [Lord Josmar]: Page...so much shorter...or am I growing?

*Goes on rampage in tokyo as I now tower over the inhabitants*

2011-08-13 [Fallen Child Athena]: ~wonders why I got an invite to this since I stopped posting in Bob's Diner~

2011-08-13 [Lord Josmar]: It followed the Bob's Diner taint that all current and past visitors get.

2011-08-13 [Fallen Child Athena]: Ah thats why......

2011-08-16 [de Morte]: Don't send me invites to a place I will never go.

2011-08-16 [Mortified Penguin]: What, you mean chess tournament? You don't like chess?

2011-08-29 [Rinalia]: idgaf about this

2011-08-29 [Stephen]: Everyone should care about the diner's comment-income!

2011-08-30 [Mortified Penguin]: Slut! <img:44166_1164145262.gif>

2011-08-30 [Paul Doyle]: That roadside food gave me the runs! I blame Bob's Diner . . . and those who are keeping tabs AND OTHERS! >:O

*does quick green apple two-step to the nearest bathroom)

2011-10-22 [American Revolutionary]: green apple two step??

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